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Well, I'm Kaylee, and I'm a mechanic on a ship, Firefly class, her name's Serenity. Our cap'n, his name's Mal Reynolds, he's real nice. And we got some real nice folk here. Oh, me, right, well I grew up on a little backwater moon, and my Daddy let me help him fix things. Engines and workin's, they just talk t'me, y'know? Serenity, she lets me know what needs fixin'. And I like her, she's a good ship, none better.

Lessee, sometimes all our jobs aren't exactly legal-like, but we never do anything real bad. Jayne does lotsa the shootin', an' Mal an' Zoe. Simon's our doctor, and he's real sweet. River's his little sister, and she's a little fēngle, but she's real sweet. Got Shepherd Book and Inara, too. Shepherd's a preacher man, obviously, guess the 'shepherd' bit prob'ly gave that away. Inara's a real honest-to-goodness companion. She's all sorts of elegant. Wish I was pretty like her, and her havin' all those pretty dresses... Still, I wouldn't give up workin' on Serenity for nothin', not nothin'.

So that's me. I like pretty things, too, even though I fix things. Sometimes it's nice bein' pretty.

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Kaylee Frye is owned by Joss Whedon and whoever else holds the copyright to his TV show "Firefly" and his film "Serenity". I'm making no money off of this - I'm JUST HAVING FUN, OKAY? DON'T RUIN MY HAPPY SHINY PRETENDY FUNTIEM GAMES.

Kaylee sometimes curses in Chinese. I figure that since it's inconsequential what she's ACTUALLY saying, translations aren't necessary, but can be provided on request.